Dramatic Cyclist T-Shirts

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

A smiling cyclist

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Give Way To Cyclists

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Double Bike

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

BMX Tricks

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Babe hits for the cycle.

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

Monkey on Bike