Dramatic Cyclist Gifts

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

A smiling cyclist

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Give Way To Cyclists

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Double Bike

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

BMX Tricks

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

Man cycling off a cliff