Daring Cyclist Gifts

'If you're going to keep reminding them how you used to ride on the main thoroughfare without a helmet, at least make it sound like you regret it.'

A Hole in the Dike

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Casual skydiving.

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

BMX riding in Bavaria

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"On your left."

Marathon in Hell.

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Bike

Man cycling off a cliff

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

'Cow Stabilizers'.

'As a rule, you never notice WHAT I wear!'

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

Father and son

The 'ironicycle'.