Adventurous Cyclist Gifts

Bike Question

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Safari.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Fight or flight?"

Suburban street.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Planet Lover

'Well? How was the flight?'

BMX riding in Bavaria

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Fume detector

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"On your left."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Arrivals: Your husband.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"Have you notice how warm the rain is here?"