Bike Adventurer Gifts

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Wide Load.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Suburban street.

'Boat Launch'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

Santa Harley

"He only made first four installments."

Wrong Way.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Tedium Tours.

Fume detector

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Planet Lover

BMX riding in Bavaria

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"On your left."

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Stationary mountain bike.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

The not so easy rider...

'Are we there yet Dad?'