Motorcycling Adventurer Gifts

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'Boat Launch'

Suburban street.

Santa Harley

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Going on a fox hunt.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Planet Lover

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

Fume detector

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'