Cycling Adventurer Gifts

"On your left."

"On your left."

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

BMX riding in Bavaria

"When did you learn how to rumba?"

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The star hunters

Football

Cycling with a harp case

You had me at vintage.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

Bradley Wiggins

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Chris Froome

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Baby in Bike Basket

Very drunk professional cyclist

Wide Load.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"It's called being preemptive."

Suburban street.

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Green Bike

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Santa Harley