Bike Trail Adventurer Gifts

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

Hither and Yon sign

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Wide Load.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Suburban street.

'Oh course!'

Santa Harley

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Orienteering 101

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Fume detector

Planet Lover

BMX riding in Bavaria

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

"On your left."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Stationary mountain bike.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Actually, I prefer to ride in the mountains.

The Mechanic

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'