Bike Trail Adventurer Pillows

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Hither and Yon sign

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Wide Load.

Suburban street.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

Confusing directions.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Orienteering 101

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Planet Lover

Fume detector

BMX riding in Bavaria

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Stationary mountain bike.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"On your left."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

The Mechanic

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"