Cycle Path Adventurer Pillows

Wide Load.

The Fast Lane.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Suburban street.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Boy on a bike

Fume detector

Hitching a lift

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

BMX riding in Bavaria

Planet Lover

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

"On your left."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

Bike

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

Cyclists mistake.

"On your left."

A deer rides a bicycle on a road with Deer Crossing and Bikes on Road signs.

"It jes' ain't natural."

Several bikers are crowded onto a bicycle in a bikepool lane on the highway.

"Treat me like a car!"