Trail Adventurer Gifts

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Hither and Yon sign

Sport Utility Boot.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Are we there yet?"

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Too much monkey business...

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"How's the salmon?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'