Walking Adventurer Gifts

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Irish pub entrance and exit.

Fly Fishing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Where the wild things were."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Best Pals

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Father and Son quality time

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Pedestrian parking only.