Real-world Adventurer Gifts

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

"Don't get me wrong; I learned a lot in college. Just nothing applicable to real life."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

Pub Kendo.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Leigh Ann Caldwell - Washington Post

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"Sorry. Full."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

'I've got seamail.'

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

Live life on the edge

Staycation holidays...

The Difficult Journey of Life.

Followed by a cactus...

"First Door on your left , sir."

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"I'm the Vice-Chancellor of the University of Life."

'Time for Daddy to tell you the 'Facts of life'...'

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."