Authentic Adventurer Gifts

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Creative Baby.

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Fight or flight?"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Sticking out tongue

Life stripped bare

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'I told you to sip it!'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'