Adventurous Adventurer Gifts

"Fight or flight?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The rocket powered skiier

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Extreme Bungy

Kardiff.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bears going water skiing.

"Draw your own path."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Arf! Arf!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'