Adventurous Athlete Gifts

I hope you're letting Teddy get outside this summer. Yes, mother. He needs time to run free and be a kid. I know. Bye, mom. Where, exactly, will I be running free? Allstar, Youthbuild Paramilitary Sports Camp. 8 a.m. sharp!

"Pretty nasty slice."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Football

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

Extreme Bungy

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'