Adventure Athlete Gifts

Cliff hopscotch

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Extreme Bungy

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'