Athletic Adventurer Gifts

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'How's this for coincidence - we all share the same osteopath!'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Cricket.

Triathlon Race

Pole Vaulting Club

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"This feels like an accomplishment."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Shoot For The Moon

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Yoga for beginners,

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Fight or flight?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Bull Treadmill

A Man mixing up his sports.

Stationary bicycles.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Spring Training

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

Football Exhaustion

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'