Athletic Adventurer Gifts

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'How's this for coincidence - we all share the same osteopath!'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Cricket.

Triathlon Race

Pole Vaulting Club

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Shoot For The Moon

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Yoga for beginners,

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Fight or flight?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Bull Treadmill

A Man mixing up his sports.

Stationary bicycles.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Spring Training

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Football Exhaustion

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

Car Water Skiing.

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

"Anywhere they have a sport he doesn't understand"