Athletic Explorer Gifts

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Dieting Motivation.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Yoga for beginners,

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Muscular Dad

Pole Vaulting Club

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Bull Treadmill

Stationary bicycles.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Spring Training

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Football Exhaustion

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

Car Water Skiing.

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.