Exercise Explorers Gifts

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Keep Fit.

Jogging Bottoms

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'