Gym Explorer Gifts

Muscular Dad

Dieting Motivation.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Exercise Bars

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Guy in gym

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Windmill

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

Automatic swing machine

Life in the fastest lane.

Swinging on the Chandelier

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Step aerobics

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Fitness Course.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'