Gym Explorer Gifts

Muscular Dad

Dieting Motivation.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Exercise Bars

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

Guy in gym

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Life in the fastest lane.

Windmill

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Automatic swing machine

Swinging on the Chandelier

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Step aerobics

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"How may I be of service?"

Barack Skywalker