Yoga Explorer Gifts

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Yoga teacher vs me

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Dieting Motivation.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'