Asana Explorer Gifts

Banana Yoga

Melting Heart Pose

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Free-Floating Anxiety

Interpretive napping

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Tangled facing dog...

From the tournament of neuroses parade

4 Things Yogis Worry About

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Duelling personalities.

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."