Asana Apprentice Gifts

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Hi-yah!"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'She's still a novice yet.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Banana Yoga

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Builder's School

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Tangled facing dog...

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

4 Things Yogis Worry About

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'