Asana Adventurer Gifts

4 Things Yogis Worry About

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A vampire in a canoe.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Banana Yoga

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Tangled facing dog...

Bull Treadmill

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Stationary bicycles.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Spring Training

Skiers

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."