Sale Adventurer Gifts

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Where Cream Ale comes from

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Beer

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"Well, they did say half-board."

Final clearance sale.