Sale Adventurer Gifts

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Last Chance for Everything.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Beer

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"I am in training for the sales."

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"Well, they did say half-board."

Final clearance sale.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."