Acquisition Adventurer Gifts

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"I'm after the history section."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Dow's up!"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Universe of reading

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

The Day Trader

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"AI tsumoney"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'