Acquisition Enthusiast Gifts

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Tong!"

Invisible clothes

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Last Chance for Everything.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

X-RAY

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I am in training for the sales."

'It sold for how much!'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'