Acquisitions Specialist Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for an acquisitions specialist? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that celebrate their expertise. Whether it’s for a colleague or a boss, find something that combines professionalism with a dash of personality, ideal for office decor, accessories, or daily use.

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"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title." mockup

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!" mockup

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

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"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?" mockup

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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Fish and color

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'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!' mockup

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

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'He bowed lower for me than for you.' mockup

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

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"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target. mockup

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

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'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.' mockup

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

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"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

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"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover." mockup

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

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'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.' mockup

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

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"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company." mockup

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover." mockup

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" mockup

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

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'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.' mockup

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

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'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.' mockup

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.' mockup

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

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"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator." mockup

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

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'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.' mockup

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

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'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.' mockup

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

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"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance." mockup

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

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'You may have three mergers.'

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Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover? mockup

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

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'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...' mockup

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

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"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?" mockup

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

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'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.' mockup

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

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Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

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Acquisitions Specialist Gifts Collection

Acquisitions Specialist Mugs

Looking for more fun mugs? Check out our collection of mugs featuring professional themes, perfect for acquisitions specialists wanting a daily dose of humor.

Acquisitions Specialist Pillows

Explore our selection of pillows designed for professionals, making a cozy addition to any office or lounge space for acquisitions specialists.

Acquisitions Specialist Prints

Browse our range of prints to add a touch of personality and professional pride to any acquisitions specialist’s office or workspace.

Acquisitions Specialist T-Shirts

Discover more t-shirts that celebrate various professions, including your acquisitions specialist, with witty and stylish designs for every casual occasion.