Mergers And Acquisitions Expert Gifts

Enterprice Tech Co. A unit of Cloud Online, LLC, a division of Unreal AI, Inc., A subsidiary of Enterprise Tech Co. With all the mergers, it was bound to happen, Ernie.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Fish and color

Takeovers.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

For sale

Supermarket Merge

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'