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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Tong!"

Invisible clothes

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

Last Chance for Everything.

X-RAY

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'It sold for how much!'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'