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"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Invisible clothes

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Presenter Auditions.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"I always cry at mergers."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

The Ox Factor

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'It sold for how much!'

"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

Simon Cowell