Talent Acquisition Manager T-Shirts

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Fish and color

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."