Talent Acquisition Manager Pillows

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Fish and color

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."