Merger And Acquisition Specialist Pillows

'The Final Merger'

" 'Take over' is such a harsh term. We prefer corporate make over.' "

Get me God, I want to make him an offer!

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

'Pop out and buy a sandwich company...I'm starving.'

"Wipe that smile off your face! This is a hostile takeover!"

Takeover Battle - Well, good luck in the next round.

"We must be approaching Tokyo.Those are top flight Japanese merger lawyers!"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Takeovers.

Fish and color

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."