Mergers And Acquisitions Specialist Pillows

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'I'm looking forward to this coalition.'

Conglomerates

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

'My God! We've merged with ourselves!'

'When is it due Diligence?'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Get him to make an offer first..."

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'How are you at takeovers?'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These indictments means we'll have to accelerate our transition plans.'

'He was the victim of a very hostile takeover.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

Fish and color

'Looks like another hostile takeover.'

'Ms. Keen, call my mommy and tell her the hostile takeover or macho computeromics went off without a hitch.'

'You may have three mergers.'

"Well gentlemen, today we're going to swallow up this other company. Does everybody have salt and vinegar, white bread, wine and a set of cutlery?"

"Pembroke has a previous conviction for kleptomania...that's why he is our takeover specialist."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Mergers Acquisitions

'I'd say it's some sort of take over attempt.'

The merger is off.

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

Unexpected Merger

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'This one is for the takeover battle with Klavis, Grable & Cosx, this one for...'