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'The Final Merger'

" 'Take over' is such a harsh term. We prefer corporate make over.' "

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

'Pop out and buy a sandwich company...I'm starving.'

"Wipe that smile off your face! This is a hostile takeover!"

Takeover Battle - Well, good luck in the next round.

"We must be approaching Tokyo.Those are top flight Japanese merger lawyers!"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Takeovers.

Fish and color

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

Business Partners' vows

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'