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"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Takeovers.

Fish and color

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I always cry at mergers."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'