Acquisition Manager Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their workspace or home with a cozy pillow featuring clever messages for acquisition managers. A humorous tribute to their deal-making talents.

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'He works in Acquisitions.'

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!" mockup

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?" mockup

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

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Fish and color

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"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target. mockup

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

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'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.' mockup

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

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'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.' mockup

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

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"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company." mockup

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover." mockup

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover." mockup

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally." mockup

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

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'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.' mockup

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

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'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.' mockup

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator." mockup

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

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How Many It Takes

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'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.' mockup

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

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'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.' mockup

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

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No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.' mockup

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

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"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?" mockup

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

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'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...' mockup

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

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'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.' mockup

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

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Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover? mockup

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

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Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

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'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.' mockup

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

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'You may have three mergers.'

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"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance." mockup

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

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'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

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