Acquisitions Pillows

Add a cozy, witty touch to their space with a pillow celebrating the joy of acquisitions. An amusing reminder of their collecting pursuits, perfect for home or office.

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"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company." mockup

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

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CEO to board: 'What's wrong?! We haven't gobbled up a company this whole week!'

CEO to board: 'What's wrong?! We haven't gobbled up a company this whole week!' mockup

CEO to board: 'What's wrong?! We haven't gobbled up a company this whole week!'

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"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?" mockup

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

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"I came, I saw I takeovered."

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!' mockup

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'$

$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?' mockup$

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

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Takeovers.

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"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!" mockup

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

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'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!' mockup

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

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Fish and color

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'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.' mockup

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

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"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target. mockup

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

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'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.' mockup

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company." mockup

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

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'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.' mockup

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

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"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout." mockup

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

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"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover." mockup

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover." mockup

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally." mockup

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

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'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.' mockup

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator." mockup

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

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'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.' mockup

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

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'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!' mockup

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

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'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.' mockup

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

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Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

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'You may have three mergers.'

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'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.' mockup

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

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Acquisitions Pillows Collection

Acquisitions Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate acquisitions with clever cartoons and humorous quotes. Perfect for collectors and hobbyists alike.

Acquisitions Prints

Browse art prints that humorously highlight the thrill of acquiring treasures. Perfect for decorating any collection enthusiast’s space.

Acquisitions T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring playful cartoon designs celebrating the love of collecting and acquisitions. Great for adding personality to any casual outfit.