Talent Manager Pillows

An honesty of agents

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

Sourcer Gatherers.

What a complete non-entity c-list has-been...

'Has your group got a name yet?'

"And you wouldn't believe how much it costs to bring up a child star these days!"

Miss T-T

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Get me public relations!'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

TV stage door

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.