Talent Manager Prints

An honesty of agents

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

Sourcer Gatherers.

What a complete non-entity c-list has-been...

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Has your group got a name yet?'

"And you wouldn't believe how much it costs to bring up a child star these days!"

Miss T-T

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Sid Sinatra.

'Get me public relations!'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

TV stage door

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Charlotte Rampling

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'