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'Miss Fitch, I've forgotten. Which conglomerate now owns us?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Meet The Author"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

Invisible clothes

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Takeovers.

Fish and color

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

Business Partners' vows

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"I always cry at mergers."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'