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'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

The Artist

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Easter Candy Island.

"Caption contest"

Harriet Walter

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

A skier and a paraglider

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Donald Glover

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

The Ox Factor

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

The pop-up book of fighters

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

Simon Cowell