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'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

The Artist

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Caption contest"

Harriet Walter

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

A skier and a paraglider

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

The Ox Factor

robot in car

The pop-up book of fighters

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.