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Jerusalem's Got Talent

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Trump commissions song

Watching TV around the world

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

The Ox Factor

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

Banana striptease...

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Simon Cowell

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

'You call that carol singing?'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"