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"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Bismark Ballet School

Intramission

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tenors

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

Trapeze Artists

Ballerina and the light switch.

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Covid Masks

John Cleese

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Crossing the thin line into show business

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."