Performance Aficionados Gifts

Bismark Ballet School

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Just be yourself."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Theatre Crowd

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tenors

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

Trapeze Artists

Ballerina and the light switch.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Covid Masks

John Cleese

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Crossing the thin line into show business

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

Songbirds.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

The Theatre of Mime.