Performance Art Afficionados Gifts

Hakagram.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

I Pagliacci

Interpretive napping

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Circus

1,572 Performances.

I Heart Juggling

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The Costumer Is Always Right

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Mime Flash Mobs.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Can Can

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

The Four Flying Flynns...

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Those who can can, dance."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music