Performance Art Aficionado Gifts

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"Oh no, the internet's down! But that's how I express myself! I guess I could try expressing myself outside."

Stage Sketches - The Princess: 'Come on, you beast, go on and finish your monologue... you leave me lying here dead for a solid hour, and you know that i am invited out to supper!'

Tonight: The Unraveling President - Russian Performance Art.

'Ventriloquism for dummies.'

'Is this still part of your act?!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Circus

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

1,572 Performances.

Interpretive napping

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The Costumer Is Always Right

Tenors

I Heart Juggling

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

Funding Cuts for the Arts