Performance Art Fanatic Gifts

Invisible box stolen! Last time not seen: 3 months ago. Please helps me buy a new one.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Senta jumps into the sea

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Koko pleads with the Mikado

1,572 Performances.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

I Pagliacci

Interpretive napping

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform